Humor GOTTA LOVE KIDS!
Sunday, 20. July 2008 by Melanie Ellison
“A merry heart doeth good like medicine” (Proverbs 17:22). Here are some funnies (written by children) to get you started! For more clean Christian humor read our Humor Packet.
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.—Anita, age 9 (bless you, child )
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.—Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.—Kristen, age 10
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?—Kelvin, age 8
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.—Camille, age 10
And a #1 Favorite is….....
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.—Ricky, age 10
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